“HE JUST SITS THERE” Friends Say Derrick Rose Isn’t Talking

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December 13, 2013
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(BlackMediaScoop) Oh boy, here we go! We toldya after spending the better part of two years trying to come back from an awful tear to his ACL in his left knee, Derrick Rose is now suffering from another awful season ending injury to his right knee! Just as he was starting to get back into the swing of things with the Bulls he got hurt once more in what can only be described as a freak accident.

Well now according to Eben Gregory, a satirical FAKE story has emerged about Derrick’s family and friends reporting that since Rose learned he was out for another season he has not spoken a single…solitary word. This would be understandable if it was for a few days…but this has apparently gone on for 2.5 weeks at this point and his people seem to be concerned. Loved ones report that Derrick does nothing but sit on the couch all day looking at the ceiling.

Derrick Rose

Says Rose’s friend Andre Hamlin…

“Derrick just sits there. He hasn’t even moved. Yesterday he inhaled deeply like he was about to say something, but then he just sighed and changed the TV channel he was watching.”

Rose’s mother, Brenda, reportedly visited over the weekend and told her pajama-wearing son, “Remain positive in the face of adversity.” To which Rose reportedly responded to with a shrug.

Okay this story is a joke! It’s not real folks! But we would totally understand if D-Rose is laying low…we’re wishing him a quick and full recovery.

What do you think?

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