“IT’S TOO BIG” 6 Ways To Handle A “Well Endowed” Man
(BlackMediaScoop) Enormous penises sound great on paper, of course — if they didn’t, “Boogie Nights” would just be a movie about a guy who works in a bar sometimes. But having intercourse with a very large penis can be distracting in a way that makes it hard to enjoy yourself fully in the moment and difficult to focus on your orgasm. Women have experienced a painful, tearing feeling while a too-big penis entered their vagina; post-sex chafing, rawness, stinging, and, in some cases, painful peeing!
And the anxiety and anticipation that can rise out of these experiences can suck the fun out of your entire sex life — not just the parts involving penetrative sex. Stressing out about dealing with a big penis can be the hardest part of dealing with a big penis.
That’s why you can’t leave it to chance, friends. If you are dealing with a very large penis in your life and are at a loss for what to do, you need a plan. And we’d like to help you develop one.
Also, if you’re experiencing serious pain when having penis-in-vagina intercourse, please see a doctor — there are a lot of real-deal medical problems that include extreme vaginal pain as a symptom.
1. LUBE, LUBE, & MORE LUBE
Lube is a classic for a reason — it’s one of those simple items that solve a surprising number of everyday problems, like baking soda. Apply lube everywhere — I mean, everywhere. Go to town! And don’t just apply it to the penis in question — make sure you get your vaginal opening very lubed up, as well. This really decreases the rawness you can sometimes feel after sex.
2. TRY DIFFERENT POSITIONS
Do you like being on top? Good, because in your new life of vaginal comfort, you’re going to be doing a lot of it! Being on top makes it easier to get the penis inserted, and there’s less of the bad friction that can make it feel like you skinned your cooch in those first few moments of penetration. It has also helps you loosen up enough to eventually shift into other positions.
3. FOCUS ON FOREPLAY/AFTERPLAY
A close friend with significant experience in the realm of giant dicks recommended this years ago, and I’ve found it to be a lifesaver/vagsaver. Make penis-in-vagina penetration just part of the sexual experience, rather than the final course. This can mean ending in mutual masturbation, manual stimulation, a game of Spades — the sky is the limit. This is also a good way to incorporate toys or other elements that will spice up your life/vagina.
4. BREAK OUT THE TOYS
A lot of people swear that vibrators and dildos are the key to relaxing your vaginal muscles enough to have penetrative sex with a large penis. You won’t know until you try, and the trying is very fun.
5. TALK ABOUT IT
Whether your sexual ideal is the car scene from Titanic or something out of Edward Penis Hands, it probably does not involve saying stuff like “I need you to slow down” or “This position does not work for me, we need to stop and switch” or “You literally cannot wail on my vagina like it is a Guitar Hero controller.” But as much as it interferes with a lot of our fantasies about what sex should look like, talking about what you are feeling and what you need in that moment is probably the most effective tool in the big-dick-handling arsenal. It’s the key to adjusting angles, changing positions, adding more lube — all of things that make having sex with a huge penis possible.
6. CHANGE YOUR EXPECTATIONS
When working with a huge penis, some things will take more time. Some things will be impossible. Some things will be possible, but they’ll take a lot more planning and equipment than you initially thought, and you might start to feel like you are helping someone build a tool shed rather than engaging in a spontaneous act of lovemaking. So the most helpful tool for, uh, handling a big tool, is to try to drop your expectations about what you have to do to make your sex look “good” — that sex shouldn’t have to have toys, or a massive amount of foreplay every time, or whatever it is you need. Don’t stress out about that. As noted sexual scholar Dr. George Michael once put it, “Sex is fun.” Don’t lose sight of that, even in the most trying moments.
Oh…did we say lube.
Any other ideas?