
(BlackMediaScoop) Oh lawwd just what everyone teenage boy and MAN have been dreaming about… According to a new study, squeezing breasts can prevent cancer.
More specifically, the, research from UC Berkeley and Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory found that mechanical force can stop the rapid growth of cancer cells as well as guide them back to a normal, healthy growth pattern.
There were no boobs squeezed in the study. It was a cell culture experiment, not an experiment on boobs or on people with breast cancer. While a study that involves boob squeezing probably sounds fun to our male readers freaks
, that’s not what this study was about.
The headlines all took the “boob squeezing is good,” angle, though the researchers specifically stateS: “Compression, in and of itself, is not likely to be a therapy.”
Actual breast cancer is much much more complicated than cells growing in a dish.
BOTTOMSCOOP: Don’t just let men grab ya boobs and claim it’s “for science.”
BLACKSCOOP: NEW ZEALAND HERALD
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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