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WOMAN HIDES MINK COAT IN HER “UNDERWEAR” FOR “3″ DAYS
(blackmediaSCOOP) A 46-year-old Minnesota woman pleaded guilty to hiding a stolen mink coat in her underwear. Yes I said big ass underwear!
Stephanie Moreland was arrested New Year’s Eve after the Alaskan Fur Company reported a short mink coat was stolen by a woman who had been in the store and acting suspiciously. Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days while being questioned by police in jail.
According to police, a sales associate accused Moreland of taking the coat, but she denied it and took off. The sales associate took down Moreland’s license plate number and called police. When police located the car a short time later, they found the coat’s hanger but no coat.
They searched Moreland for weapons and booked her into jail for the weekend on possible theft charges. Three days later, a detective interviewed Moreland who admitted she stole the coat but claimed she had already sold it.
When the investigator informed Moreland he would be sending her to jail downtown, he was shocked when she lifted up her dress and pulled out the mink coat from her underwear.
“She had modified her underwear. She actually cut the rear of the underwear out so that from the back it appeared she was not wearing underwear and then stuffed it down the front,” said Bloomington Police Commander Mark Stehlik, at the time of the incident. ewwwwww that is just NASTY! They can keep that damn coat LMBAO!
Moreland pleaded guilty to one count of felony theft of property which cost about $6,500. Those had to be the biggest panties you’ve never seen LMAO!
I’m not sure if there’s a Shoplifting Hall of Fame, but if there is, I’d hope there would be a place in it for Stephanie Moreland, 46, who pleaded guilty on Monday to one of the most ingenious — and tactically improbable — heists of all time.
Last New Year’s Eve, Ms. Moreland smuggled a mink coat out of the Alaskan Fur Company store in Bloomington, Minn. Cops were called and tracked her car down, where they found the coat hanger but no coat. They held her in jail and questioned her for three days, until she eventually revealed she had the coat on her person at all times — stashed inside her underwear. (If there’s a Hall of Fame for Terrible Detective Work, I also have a nomination to suggest.)
And how, exactly, does one stash a fur coat in one’s unmentionables? I’m glad you asked.
“She had modified her underwear. She actually cut the rear of the underwear out so that from the back it appeared she was not wearing underwear and then stuffed it down the front,” said Bloomington Police Commander Mark Stehlik, at the time of the incident.
I have no idea what any of that means, but I’m guessing you need to start with a gigantic pair of panties and pinking shears, and take it from there
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